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Theatre
Chat Room 50’s
A Multilingual Play
By: Tayseer Nazmi
Zorba enters chat room 50’s
Zorba: Fairuz says: Ya Jabal Lebeeeeeeeeeed Khalfak Habayebna …(music) hey folk Hi all of you 69 Hi all 67 users (image of beer) Cheers those Wanna drink, dance, (music) who wanna dance ,fun who wanna Laugh, just discovered that I sent a passionate email of pure hot Love with very emotional and 6ual expressions to a lady who chatted 6ually also with me yesterday and sent me a reply message today saying just “ I AM A MAN “ I on my turn replied : And I am SORRY “ hehehe. Again I assure you that I am still A MAN 49 years old. You can make sure of that by referring to my profile in which you’ll see my smiling face and a second pic, which shows a wanted face to the FBI I am afraid. Hehehe dadadadad didi dododidi music am dancing.woooooo
Greeneyesgirl: Bad zorba. Never talk to me.
Gina 39: Hello zorba, it seems that u r not from USA
Hellen 27: Hi Zorba my no English bad
Greeneyesgirl logged off chatting and has been removed from the server.
Trudi: users here r only 10 not 67 zzzzzzzzzz
Zorba: Gina how did you know am not from your country ? Hi Hellen, no problem if you don’t know English you can parles French ( a smile)
Gina 39: From your sentences structure lol
Hellen 27: No French thanks. From where?
Zorba: Hi Trudi, sorry thought I were in main roooooom, Hi ten days :} Aman Hellen and you ?
Hellen 27: female 27 from Russia. From where Zorba?
Zorba: Gina I thought you knew from the name of zorba !
Irena leaves room and enters room 40
Snuffi: Zooorbaaa the best friend. Don’t forget I AM A Male from Germany
Wanna send me a copy of that love message heheheheheh
Gina 39 : So u r from Greece zorba :}
Zorba: Jordan Amman, Hi Snuffi (image of a glass of beer) cheers good friend.
Sexyman leaves room and enters room 30
Gina 39 : where is that ? which state?
Hellen 27 : (image)
Zorba: (image) dance friends and forget the mess of typing and languages. To be
honest, I really still don’t know from what ethnic group I am or care from where ?
Hellen 27 : Russian ?
Wolf leaves room and enters room 20
Gina 39 : Female from California, Sacramento. I thought I was about to visit the Greek islands
Zorba: Hellen I like the Russians, comrade, SPASEEPA Eya Shesleeve
Leila: ………………..
Zorba: Think I read your profile countrygirl Gina 39 of the Spanish paradise of a novel by a Spanish writer who called paradise California in that novel.(before California named like that) I am from paradise lost gina.
Snuffi: Zorba, How is Nickos Kazantszaki with you those days of summit?
Zorba: Hi Leila, your name sounds Arabic, am I wrong about your origin? Snuffi, Nickos refused to join or attend the Arab SUMMIT. He kept Dancing for two days on the occasion of the international day for theatre.
Leila: from Istanbul / Turkey
Zorba: I still can take u with me to Crete and Santorini GINA, though from Jordan till now. Leila cuk guzal ve hepsi arkadaslar burda.Gel tatli giz Ben Turkce bir az bilirim , kunusabilirsin daha iyidir.
Zorba: what about a SACRA gina :} Lol @ gina sacra cal ( a smile) did Strutter
Discover you also or me who found your profile gina ?
Gina 39 : Who’s that Stutter you mean ?
Zorba: the 1st. one to discover gold in California I think, but I discovered Gina: :}
Trudi: I read your profile zorba. I had been to your country. Amman is a beautiful
Capital, though you like Greece more ( a smile)
Hellen: bye
Zorba: hey Hellen, wait
Zorba: email me please t_nazmi@go.com.jo / at Yahoo also OK ?
Ninna enters room 50 and leaves to room 40.
Zorba: ty Tru, Since I am Palestinian by origin. My ancient ancestors lived in Crete of the philistines since 1700 B.C. Even before Crete became Greek And even before Nicos was born there, even before Plato and Aristotle, And sure before the poetics had been written, even before theatre or demo Cracy were established in Athens , Do you hear me golden gina ?
Gina 39 : Seems you r a writer zor, I am an agriculture writer dear :}
Hellen : Thanks you my got you email Zorba.
Hellen logged off chat and her name has been removed from the server.
Leila: sizing email aldim ve benim defterda yazdim Zorba,
Snuffi: wr did u learn Turkish Zorba ?
Zorba: In Istanbul Snuffi , Tahsil icin orda gettim sonra filistiniyim oldum. Tib facultesi olmaz cunku bir buyuk katib oluragaim. Very sorry Gina, Ya am a writer + oppressed, depressed editor, journalist and columnist + Critic +bla bla and agrialallah short story writer.Lol@agri culture
Snuffi: Nicin Nickos kabuletmez ?
Zorba: Cunku onlar Arab yok.Kanaanian civilization on their land before it beard its name created the first alphabet for all the coming civilizations. They were civilized enough to accept refugees from Crete after the latter’s civilization was destroyed there by the attackers who reached it from the north. Both civilized enough to co-operate with each other and finally to melt in one nation through many centuries and generations. Think this happened to be even before Judaism ,Christianity and Islam. Simdi nobody knows what all the dispute all about, and even arabs bilmiyorlar Onun lisan properly. So, Nickos will be lost in such a dilemma dear.
Leila: Kim ??
Zorba: Arab SUMMIT means ÇáÕãÊ ÇáÚÑÈí Leila so that you are not lost, it is all about history of humanities and politics, that means kunusma nowadays in Arabia.
Snuffi: dance Zorba and keep dancing more friend.
Gina 39 : dance zorba dance better than before.
Zorba:already doing that since experienced jail here after leaving Kuwait. There I used to live from 1959 up to 1992 then I discovered In 96 only how great to be an actor of permanent theatre on the ground and a dancer of pure art at night. You can sleep deeply after such an effort. So. Y not accepting my invitation most of u to attend AmMan FesTival ?
Gina 39 : Music festival ?
Zorba: ya of course Gina, + theatrical performances on stage.
Kallie:Where’s Amman ?
Zorba: In Jordan.
Kallie: Where’s Jordan ?
Zorba: In Am man he he, kidding, in mideast sometimes (a smile)
Snuffi: a member of UN as Zorba says.
Gina 39 : Do you live there zorb
Zorba: ya gina zor live there better than to live in zo, in one rented room with no sun or son to reach, underground a poor building in a wealthy area
Gina 39 : Wt u mean zor ?
Zorba: I mean living hopeless, jobless, as the only survivor of a writers hunger Strikers who is still unemployed while colleagues are running to their jobs. Their wives, and their children and salaries.
Gina 39 : What you mean ?
Zorba: homeless.
Trudi: Iz it really Amman you mean where you are homeless ?
Zorba: itz umman t tease amman I live Tru
Gina 39 : Spelling mistakes zorba u got tired ?
Zorba: Sorry not tease Amman but tease me that Aman
Gina 39 : u mean u live to tease or…. Blabla
Trudi: He may mean that he is Amman, this is philosophy anyhow.
Kallie: No, Zorba wanna say that he is A man not a lady or blabla
Zorba: Sorry, tease Amman means tease Amman no less no more. Just BIG Tease that all my living in the capital.
Kallie: Which capital you mean ?
Leila: Hey stop it ((shy)) cuz I know some Arabce bu cuk pic Zorba if u
mean it the way I got it.
Zorba: Unliyormusunuz Leila ? didn’t talk about your cuz here ! unladinmi ? So take Care just of your cuz here or dare say what you mean u understood. Since you know well what the word PEACE means in your lingo.
Kallie: wt r u talking about, getting boring if my head still my head on my shoulders
Zorba: cool many Kallie , we didn’t speak Arabic yet.Kallie Many.
Gina 39 : Hey folk, let’s know when your Fes Starts before, with, or after the Arab
Summit in Um man, mean Amman, sorry.
Zorba: Help Snuffi,
Zorba: of course after. Itz supposed to be held on March 27th the same day the whole World celebrates the international day for theatre, but it happened that the Arab leaders found themselves suit as actors therefore they started their Fes. First and occupied the whole stage.
Kallie: What horrible mistakes you make writers, Israel is occupying the west bank
not the Arabs, Moreover what reminds you now of Fas .
Snuffi: What are you talking about Kallie ?
Gina 39 : Festival of Amman for theater Snuffi.
Trudi: It is mentioned in your profile Zorba that it will start the fourth of April. But when it ends ?
Zorba: Our Fes will last eleven days just short cuz Arab SUMMIT
Leila: Allah ismarladik , I may say bye to all friends here, take care Zorba I understand you well. Have a nice night.
Zorba: Hey wait, what knight u mean ? Kidding, gulaigulai. Bye Leil
Leila logged off and her name has been removed from server.
Zorba: Our fes. duration is from Ap 4th to Ap 14th.
Ninna enters room 50
Gina 39 : Hi Ninna
Ninna: Hello gigi what’s up?
Ninna: Zoooooooooooooorba the Greek ? wooooo
Zorba: Hi Ninna
Ninna: dancing with whom Zobra ????
Zorba: Zobra or Zebra or Zorba u wanna take Ninna ?
Gina 39 : what time itz amman ?
Zorba: A man Ya rabbi a man ((music))) after midnight but not sure gina
Ninna: Lol@midnight + zorb any name of you suits:}
Gina 39 : Time difference may make u tired Zorba
Zorba: Actually there is no time difference unless you have a job you have to wake up to. Or a son to send to school, or a sun that enters your window in the morning that makes you feel the difference between day and night, and the difference between leil and knight and so on. Unfortunately I don’t have any of these .
Ninna: Oh dear wt u mean zob ?
Zorba: only exile
Gina 39 : Oh dear it’s time to run for school to bring my son. Hugs for all. Bye
Trudi: Lol, Gina take care.
Snuffi: Bye Gina have a nice day.
Trudi: me also, must be back at work. Bye all friends, see u later.
Gina logged off and her name has been removed from the server.
Trudi logged off and her name has been removed from the server.
Zorba: bye Gina bye Tru
Ninna: Dance Zebra dance
Snuffi: I know you know they know ((( a glass of beer))) cheers friend I have to leave also, bye Zorba, bye Kallie,bye Ninna
Zorba: take care Snuffi, have a nice time.
Ninna: bbl
Snuffi logged off and his name has been removed from the server
Ninna leaves room 50 and enters room 30
Sunlightlady enters room 50
Sunlightlady: Hi roomers
Zorba: hi
Sunlightlady: m/f ?
Zorba:………………
Sunlightlady: From where r u Zorba ?
Zorba: from Jabal Lebeeed
Sunlightlady: where’s that ?
Zorba:honestly I stopped to no
Sunlightlady: 2far from Penn ?
Zorba: Hey Kallie do u no Pen were located ?
Sunlightlady: who is Khallie ?
Zorba: She may be asleep ?
Sunlightlady: Here ?
Zorba: what u suppose her t sleep in/at/on/over/for/behind/around Sunlight ??
Sunlightlady:u r tired Z ? R u f/m??
Zorba: what difference should it make for a stranger ?
Sunlightlady: Ok Z, see u later, bye
Sunlightlady leaves room 50 and enters room 20.
Zorba: L
Zorba: Music
Zorba: where are you t_nazmi ? at yahoo ? hotmail ? Go ? J ????????
Zorba: who is hidden overthere hey Kallie u hear me there ?
Zorba: Where R U from T.N. ? I am from Crete ! Still alive like a remote
Mountain which hides behind our veloved ones ? Hi Santorini Hi
Fairuz hi Mark Twain ,John Steinbek, Henry Miller, Himingway,
Rambooooooooooo.Mrs. More, E.M.Foster. Virginia Wolf, anybody
Wanna chat ???? hi my soul wr R U buried right now ?? Near to the
ministry of culture ? Or Jabryalallah, Ya J
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